
After a little while, I did find a solution: take the medication with as hot of water as I can possibly tolerate. That way the pills started to melt before they could get stuck in my throat. Not a great solution but a do-able one.
A few weeks in a neck brace was also pretty awful. It was uncomfortable but necessary. It was such a contradiction. I felt comfortable without it but I also felt unsafe. I was afraid I would definitely hurt my surgical site without it. So I wore it. Like it or not.
I really have high hopes for some pain relief after this one. Only time will tell.